2018 Holiday GIFT GUIDE



 

GIFT GIVING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. HOW DO YOU PICK THE perfect presents for your nearest and dearest when your shopping options are not exactly myriad or varied? T-shirt shops (with the ubiquitous “EVERYTHING $5!!!!” signs in the windows), stores hawking lotions and potions of dubious efficacy and all manner of trinket and tchotchke peddlers crowd Duval Street, luring unwitting purchasers into emptying their wallets for mass-produced junk. But even though Key West appears to be a retail desert, there is a vibrant local marketplace overflowing with gift ideas for everyone from the budget-conscious to the outlandish spender. From local artisans crafting one-of-a-kind objets d’art to fine wines and apparel, Key West has done well to transcend its reputation for all things cheap and tacky. The pressure of giving that unicorn gift is real and the quest to find presents for friends and family that feel authentic and original can feel, at times, more overwhelming than charitable, but a new generation of shops run by an influx of entrepreneurs who appreciate the distinctive offerings of the Florida Keys has rendered the usual stress of holiday gift-giving virtually nonexistent. Of course, you can always just give a gift card or cash, but we know you’re more creative than that.

Uva offers a wide selection of fine wines for the oenophile. COURTESY PHOTO

Uva offers a wide selection of fine wines for the oenophile. COURTESY PHOTO

If you’re having trouble deciding what to get a particularly hard to shop for friend or family member, read on for a few outside-the-box suggestions.

For the oenophile: $-$$$

Mark Gambuzza is one of the more incomparable characters of Key West. In a profession that is typically associated with refinement and delicateness — Mark is a purveyor of fine wines — his tattoos and his refusal to participate in the usual grandiloquent verbiage employed by those whose profession involves peddling expensive fermented grape juice to customers is as refreshing as a glass of crisp rosé to the face. Step into his unpretentious, sun-soaked shop, Uva (519 Fleming St.), and you’ll usually find him behind the bar, his inked-up arms and flowing locks making him appear as though he wandered into the wrong bar on the way to CBGB. But beneath the tough guy exterior lies an uncommonly candid and tolerant mind, one that’s earned Mark and his equally charismatic wife, Dina, a loyal cadre of fans who swarm their bar at all hours of the week. Add in Mark’s unparalleled knowledge of the wine he sells and you’ll be mesmerized by his guidance and his thick Long Island.

SALT Gallery sells locally harvested sea salt and honey. COURTESY PHOTO

SALT Gallery sells locally harvested sea salt and honey. COURTESY PHOTO

The first thing you’ll notice about Mark is that, when asked to recommend a bottle to purchase, he’ll tell you straight away which expensive bottles he feels are simply not worth the money — not unless you happen to possess a palate so refined as to make the undertone of smoked hay (is that even a thing?) noticeable. In Mark’s opinion, there’s a bottle of wine for every consumer at every price point. And if you happen to be one of those people for whom $400 bottles of wine are a no-brainer, fear not: Uva’s got you covered as well.

Abigail Houff’s handmade jewelry is at Gilded Peach Inspired Jewelry. COURTESY PHOTO

Abigail Houff’s handmade jewelry is at Gilded Peach Inspired Jewelry. COURTESY PHOTO

Breeze into Uva spouting everything you learned on your last trip to Tuscan wine country and Mark remains pointedly unsnobbish, discussing your preferences with you instead of making you feel unwelcome or unintelligent. Make no mistake: the man knows his vino, chatting casually about a particular wine’s unusually lengthy life in an oak barrel as though he’s discussing the weather. But whether it’s the accent, the refusal to up-sell or the heavy metal music playing quietly in the background (did we mention Mark is the front man for a heavy metal outfit ironically called Parrothead Massacre?), Mark exudes the kind of amiability and immediate trustworthiness usually reserved for toy poodles. It’s like slipping into a Twilight Zone where a shop owner is determined to make sure you don’t spend a penny more than you should.

When suggesting why wine is a perfect gift for the holidays, Mark exhibits the same desire to protect invisible, theoretical customers as he does the ones that stand in his shop and ask him for help. “The average person is going to shop at a big box store for wine, and normally short changes themselves on a good quality bottle,” he says. “By giving a wine that’s not necessarily something the recipient has, (you’re) usually upping the quality of what people normally drink at their house.”

Key West Pottery sells unique gifts that are sustainable and beautiful. COURTESY PHOTO

Key West Pottery sells unique gifts that are sustainable and beautiful. COURTESY PHOTO

And if you’re having a total breakdown over what wines to pair with your all-overthe place holiday spread, Mark will be your neighborhood Martha Stewart. He’s got plenty of recommendations for versatile reds, whites, and rosés that will impress even your most snobbish relative. Salute!

For the ‘stay local’ enthusiast: $-$$$

In a dramatic response to the proliferation of bargain basement big box stores and the convenience of Amazon.com, the gift givers of today are increasingly interested in bespoke items that reflect a more creative and thoughtful approach to giving. If that description fits your charitable philosophy, there are a handful of boutiques in Key West that will satisfy. SALT Gallery (830 Fleming St.) features locally harvested sea salt and honey, as well as salt scrub, jewelry, pottery and art crafted by local artisans. The gallery also has gorgeous gift baskets you can fill with your own choice of goods.

If it’s shiny things you’re after, you’ll have a hard time passing by Gilded Peach Inspired Jewelry (1114B Truman Ave.). Each stunning piece of Gilded Peach jewelry is handmade by local jeweler Abigail Houff and her pieces range from simple solitaire pendants to multi-stone briolette necklaces that explode with color. Abigail’s one-of-a-kind pieces can also be purchased at Wanderlust (310 Petronia St.) and Shakti Yoga Key West (1114 White St.) and online at www.etsy.com/ shop/GildedPeach.

For the bibliophile: $

Key West may be most notoriously associated with boat captains and unruly spring breakers but the island has a pretty serious literary tradition, having hosted the likes of Tennessee Williams and Ernest Hemingway in their prime. These days, the linguistic mantle has been taken up by homegrown authors and longtime residents alike for whom our island home has provided inspiration. One such author is recent Texas transplant Cliff Murray, whose “Voodoo Zombie Pirates in Key West!” is a lighthearted romp through the streets of modern day Cayo Hueso with a historical twist. The story begins in the Key West Cemetery, then travels around town to such places as the Green Parrot, the Flaming Buoy Filet Co., La Te Da and Mallory Square, with a few zombies and a pirate treasure hunt thrown in for good measure. Interested buyers can purchase Cliff’s Key West debut at Books & Books (533 Eaton St.), SALT Gallery (830 Fleming St.).

For the homebody: $-$$

Artists Kelly Lever and Adam Russell seem to have the type of life that only exists on television — one so joyful, generous and aesthetically pleasing that you’d judge whatever show they appeared on for being totally bogus. “No one is that good looking AND kind AND creative AND involved in their community AND good at yoga AND has impossibly polite, meditative children who appear to have stepped out of an advertisement for GAP Kids’ new surf line,” you would yell at the TV. But the Lever-Russell family are (somewhat maddeningly) as lovely as they seem — tolerant, goofy, clever, lighthearted and pacifying in their totally innate serenity. They are the stuff of Instagram dreams. After migrating to Key West from Ohio, the two artists established their ceramics company, Key West Pottery, and quickly found a following for their vibrantly colorful pottery, which they made and displayed in a small studio slash-gallery on White Street. They hosted dance parties in the parking lot, curated gallery shows of other people’s work, and taught pottery classes on the side. Soon the two branched out beyond ceramics, selling prints and paintings of their own alongside their increasingly popular pots, vases, plates and mugs.

But as their family and their fan base continued to expand, the couple found they needed more space to create and display their functional and decorative works; they moved the bulk of their studio to a space closer to home, and signed the lease on a sunny gallery on upper Duval Street in order to better display their finished pieces. Though both are deeply involved in various community programs, schools and nonprofit boards, they somehow find time to mingle with customers in their gray-walled gallery, explaining the symbolism behind some of their more contemporary works, or simply basking in the glow of the adoring groupies who simply had to buy another one of the store’s signature rooster pieces.

Key West Pottery’s gallery, located at 1203 Duval St., is the perfect place to pick up a gift that is unique, sustainable and, above all, beautiful. “The gift of art speaks loud. It tells a story, creates a mood and is a symbol of culture passed down over decades,” says the duo. “Pottery is a family heirloom that has witnessed family dinners, morning conversations, after school snacks and the occasional road trip. Give a gift that will last generations, create memories and that speaks volumes.” You heard them.

For the true gentleman: $$$

There are men’s stores, and then there’s Assortment Inc., Key West’s iconic menswear boutique that has been the go-to for tastemakers and style influencers since the store’s first iteration on Front Street in 1977. After a jaunt on Duval Street, the store found its current home at 514 Fleming St., where it has remained since 1994. The vibe is decidedly old world nautical, with an emphasis on craft and heritage, not trendiness; you’ll be sorry if you’ve come in search of lurid neon polo shirts with oversized logos or madras pants meant to signify luxury while hiding a Made in China tag inside the waist. These are heirloom clothes, clothes for true Preps — the frugal sort who invest in a good pair of admittedly expensive loafers they will then wear for 15 years.

Joe Alan Carr and Claude E. Reams Jr., store owners and gurus of all things elegantly masculine, understand this brand of living better than most. Over the course of the store’s nearly 40-year tenure, a clientele has emerged that, much like the city Assortments calls home, defies any typical categorization. There are, of course, the dandies, those meticulously dressed men who appear lab-made in their perfection. There are also the military fathers searching for a well-made, timeless dress shirt, or the alternative hipsters looking to incorporate a pair of Nantucket reds into their current zeitgeist.

Possible gifts for the man in your life are abundant: a classic pair of cufflinks, a cheeky rubberized take on the traditional boat shoe, a linen party shirt, a buttery leather overnight bag. Perhaps most unique is a bottle of one of the store’s three in-house colognes, bottles of which have been shipped to discerning fans as far away as Egypt. Crafted by a former Estée Lauder perfumer, the scents are complex but somehow familiar, evoking memories of salt-brined sailing trips to Cape Code that you never took, but wish you had; with every spritz, the daydream becomes clearer. Hey, it’s certainly cheaper than a sailboat.

And if none of the above strikes your fancy, I guess there’s always a souvenir shot glass. Happy gifting! ¦

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